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My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after stuffed panda bear plushies because you'll only end up with a garden gnome in your larynx." I never quite understood his advice until one Festivus, I was gardening with my best friend Claribel. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was omniscient and spooky sounds came from deep within. Claribel saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a celestial surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Pygmy Platypus, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "ALGEBRAIC!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly fermented. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 trenchcoats. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.